dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

Because we walk upright our hips must narrow and because of this any more time past nine months and birth becomes a fuck ton more dangerous. That’s why babies are such pussies

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rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT

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girlintoomanyfandoms:

and my personal favorites

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Dear Justin,

You gave me twenty notes between two and three this morning

Get off tumblr. 

Sincerely your good friend, who worries for you. 

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guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

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amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

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overlypolitebisexual:

ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

Hey now, that bank consented to being robbed.

Which I guess would have made it a drill…

Which would mean no one would be arrested.

Hmmm.

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samswritingtips:

A breakdown of medieval armor, since a lot of pieces are required to create a full suit.

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